Me on a Monday morning gah mornings
If you have no marks to show for it, then you weren’t fucked.
Ain’t that the truth…
Petition for all porn sites to change the endings of their websites from .com to .cum
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Cat hates you, for-fucking-EVER
Hahahahaha oh my god
For once in my life I have this I have found that one person who is my everything and who I will cherish forever
Question with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: How do you treat girls?
I don’t date humans anymore
Question with 1 note
Anonymous asked: I think you are wonderful, and fantastic, and incredible, and beautiful, and gentle, and kind, and mature, and honorable, and sweet, and honest and just bloody perfect for me! Be in my bed for snuggles and HOATC, now. please and thank you. ;)
Hmmmmmm hard to know what to make of this on anon
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